Snippets from last month's emails to WTE Ltd:
"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared."
"Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink"
"Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces."
"Our septic tank has backed up and our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it."
"Please send a man with a big digger to do the job and satisfy my wife"
" My sewage plant is in the shrubbery, but my bush is really overgrown round the front. Will this stop air getting to it and make it smell?"
"My drains at the back are broken and my back passage has fungus growing all over it"
"Dear James, How are you. Why do you answer my questions?"
Please read the 'comment' below as their email snippets are even better than ours!!