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WTE Ltd. has just exported 10 FALCON sewage treatment plants to Kurdistan.

These plants range from 12 to 150 populations and form the first part of a major contract with one of Kurdistan's leading wastewater engineering companies.

Doing our bit for UK exports.

Under the new EPP2 regulations, only plants with the EN 12566-3 2005 Certification are allowed to register for an Environment Agency Discharge Permit or Exemption Certificate.

Which plants in the UK have the EN 12566-3 Certificate? - See the list.

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Septic tank registration in Ireland. Rules and Regulations explained.

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'LadyBag' - the septic tank in your handbag

Posted on 12:00am Monday 21st Sep 2009
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A portable septic tank has been invented by a German company for women to carry in their handbags - as if they aren't full enough already. LadyBag mobile toilet
Inventors of the 'LadyBag' are proud to announce that women will no longer have to queue for the loo - instead they can pee in a bag.
The plastic bag  contains special urine-absorbing granules which solidify on contact with the urine and form a firm gel.
Already, 20,000 of the £11 ONE USE ONLY bags ( we can't stress that enough!) have been sold online.
A LadyBag spokesperson said: "You can use LadyBag while standing, sitting or squatting.
The design of the oval opening is perfect for female anatomy and assures safe and hygienic use.
The super-absorbers, special granules within quickly absorb the urine and trap it inside."
WTE comments:-
The question is - where do you do it - at the bus stop, in the park and what do you do with it then??
Here at WTE, we would rather find a wood, a hedge, or ANYTHING rather than carry P_ _S around in our handbags.  If the place is discreet enough to use the Ladybag, it is discreet enough to have a real pee and as for paying £11.00 a time - how much is a good bottle of 'Sancerre'?!
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Posted on 5:12pm Wednesday 28th Apr 2010
Mmm...What would the Wife prefer for her Birthday? A septic tank for her handbag or a bottle of perfume?
If I gave my Wife the Ladybag I'd end up wearing it - after it was FULL!
liz green
Posted on 6:19pm Wednesday 2nd Dec 2009
This is disgusting!! Fancy carrying pee around in your bag!! I'd rather have a small bottle of Sancerre in there instead!!
sue everatt
Posted on 3:22pm Tuesday 3rd Nov 2009
I can't imagine anyone buying this, let alone 20,000! Must be bought as a JOKE present?
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