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The lighter side of SEWAGE and Septic tanks!
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Posted on Friday Jul 23 12:13:00 BST 2010 Listed under: EU corpse 'dissolve and flush’ proposalThe EU is currently investigating a proposal, which would allow undertakers to dissolve dead bodies and flush them into the sewerage system. This proposal has come from the Flemish Association of Undertakers as a way of cutting down on the amount of land taken up by burials. The plans would see people’s deceased loved ones being placed in containers containing caustic salts and water. These containers would then be pressurised and some time later the liquid and mineral ash left over could be flushed into the sewerage system. Yes, we are talking about dissolving the dead and flushing them down the loo. WTE Ltd. is appalled that the European Commission is even looking into this shameful, polluting and disrespectful suggestion. It is the European Parliament that wants dissolving and flushing down the sewers. Your comments please! Posted on Sunday Apr 25 9:36:00 BST 2010 Listed under: The Sugagabes' Brit Award is kept by Heidi Range above her toilet. The singer said that fiancé Dave Berry came up with the idea.
"I've got the award and Dave put it above the toilet in my bathroom," she told Alex and Lucy on Key 103's IN:Demand.
"My mum went absolutely mad when she came down. She said, 'You don't put that on there. You don't put your Brit on the toilet'. "I want everyone to see it, but Dave was like, 'They will - everyone goes to the loo when they come round"
(Coutesy of 'Digital Spy')
What a coincidence! - I would keep all my Sugababes CD's down the toilet as well! Posted on Wednesday Dec 9 10:14:00 GMT 2009 Listed under: MPS and peers had a sewage crisis yesterday - when the Houses of Parliament ran out of LOO ROLLS.Politicians were flushed with 'a motion' as it was discovered that there was hardly any toilet paper left for more than 13,300 Parliamentary staff. Insiders blamed the KGB - no, not the Russians, but KGB Cleaning Suppliers who operate a "just-in-time" supply policy. One insider said: "Cleaners have been complaining about a shortage of loo roll for days. It's all come to a head today. There are loads of toilets without a scrap of paper."
Last night an emergency order was rushed in to relieve MPs and peers.
Perhaps they could have used some of the abundance of MP's expense claim forms
 , or how about installing this Gordon Brown '50 Million Pound Note' loo roll instead?Trust the KGB to be behind it all! Posted on Wednesday Dec 9 9:27:00 GMT 2009 Listed under: To mark 'World Toilet Day' - (Yes, there is one) - the charity CORD - based in New Street, Leamington - launched the world’s first toilet twinning project, allowing you to link your loo with its very own twin toilet in the African bush.
You twin your toilet with a new loo 4,000 miles away in Burundi and in return for your sponsorship you get a certificate with a picture of your twinned toilet and its exact co-ordinates so you can see it for yourself on Google Earth - How Exciting!! Let's hope that the picture is of the OUTSIDE of the toilet!
It could make a wonderfully novel Christmas gift for the man who has everything.
Richard Dickson, CORD’s head of supporter relations, said: “It’s a fun way of tackling a very serious issue". Sewage has never been such fun!
Posted on Wednesday Dec 9 8:34:00 GMT 2009 Listed under:
A first edition of Charles Darwin's 'On the Origin of Species' has
The book, which was bought about 40 years ago in a West Country shop for a few shillings, made £103,250 in the auction in November 2009. The book has been kept on a shelf in a lavatory at the owner's family home in Oxfordshire as part of the 'Loo Literature'. Posted on Monday Oct 26 0:00:00 GMT 2009 Listed under:
A newborn baby delivered in a train lavatory has survived falling through the bottom of the toilet of a moving train.
Posted on Monday Oct 5 0:00:00 BST 2009 Listed under: Whilst driving over a bridge, a tour bus allegedly carrying the members of the 'Dave Matthews Band' dumped its cassette toilet
Posted on Monday Sep 21 0:00:00 BST 2009 Listed under:
A portable septic tank has been invented by a German company for women to carry in their handbags - as if they aren't full enough already.
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